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A clip of Ranveer Allahbadia, a.k.a. BeerBiceps, from his podcast with Zomato co-founder Deepinder Goyal on ‘The Ranveer Show’ is going viral on social media.
Host: Data bhi bhar bhar kar mil raha hai constantly aap logo ko (ya’ll getting truck loads of data too (sic) constantly)
Goyal: Kesa Data? (what kind of data?)
Host: Matlab! Even if maan lo har Saturday ko itne itne chicken biryani orders aate hain toh (I mean, lets say every saturday Zomato receives these many orders of chicken biryani, so) you’ll know exactly how much chicken biryani to keep ready for the next weekend
Goyal: We don’t have to keep anything ready. Restaurants have to keep it ready
Goyal (cntd.): Humein to siraf riders ki capacity planning ke liye data chahiye hota hai (we just need data for rider’s capacity planning)
The clip further shows Ranveer asking Goyal about discounts offered by the food delivery platform. The Zomato boss dispels some myths about the number of discounts.
Bhai yrr ye kitna chutya aadmi hai 😭😭 i can’t- pic.twitter.com/2fdd3n2FVk
— Liberally Fucked in India ☭ (@lfii_tweets) January 29, 2024
While the video bit is being widely shared with hilarious reactions and memes, a popular centrist Twitter account that goes by the name Gabbar reshared his fellow centrist RW sympathiser’s viral clip. The account, named after the cult Bollywood movie Sholey’s eponymous villain Gabbar Singh, played by the late Amjad Khan, is managed by an advertisement guy named Abhishek Asthana. Reacting to the post, former shark Ashneer Grover chimed in and remarked, ‘Imagine being invited to ‘Gabbar’s’ podcast and asked, Don’t you think you are being an abusive employer to Samba and Kaliya (the villain’s minion from the movie). Responding to Grover’s comment, Gabbar jibed about having occasional fun activities for employees like Russian Roulette and dance performances by actresses. The Doglapan author further replied that, as per the HR survey, the Helen Gypsy Dance was well received.
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Oh yeah – Helen gypsy dance was well received as per HR survey 😉
Why is this even an article worth your time? No, it is not. But it’s a document in a time capsule for people to discover how social media is an absolute pit, with people having no regard for decency, courtesy, or compassion for fellow humans. Every bit, every pixel, and every word is content worth milking views, rabid opinions, and money. And lots of it.
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